Furnished content.
(from Lumberjocks.com)
I call him knot head, but he gets mad at that. Makes me laugh. He sounds like two branches rubbing in a wind storm when he gets mad at me. “Master Wood Wizard” is what he wants me to call him, or “Master”. Saved him from a log pile on the Green River, here a bouts. He's hardly even grateful! Always critical, I like a good critique, but not into critics so much. Not that he gives bad advice though really. I mean he really does know “wood”. However he gives those wizard type advice where what he says is obscure and could be taken different ways. Conversations can be very frustrating. May as well be talking to myself.